Which classical musician committed the Original Sin? Adam.

Which classical musician did not have any pigmentation? – Albinoni.

Which classical musician never called a woman back? Alcala.

Which classical musician sounded like a dog? – Bach.  

Which classical musician was always on his backside? Bartok.

Which classical musician maltreated his cooker? – Beethoven.

Which classical musician never made it to the toilet on time? Bernstein.

Which classical musician relished cutting up rats? – Bizet.

Which classical musician had a prickly nature? Brahms.

Which classical musician was also a lumberjack? – Chopin.

Which classical musician was named after Baltimore? Copland.

Which classical musician died a virgin after the first show? Debussy.

Which classical musician had bad breath? – Gershwin.

Which classical musician had a frightening face? – Horowitz.

Which classical musician was also a backstreet boxer? Mahler.

Which classical musician was also a Mozambican artist? Mozart.

Which classical musician was an atheist? – Paganini.

Which classical musician had a small member? Pixis.

Which classical musician always had a runny stomach? – Puccini.

Which classical musician was always confused? – Ravel.

Which classical musician played pro table tennis with his shoe? Schubert.

Which classical musician was also a shoemaker? – Schumann.

Which classical musician was a drunkard? – Strauss.

Which classical musician drank too much tea? Tchaikovsky.

Which classical musician was an electronic apprentice? – Telemann.

Which classical musician had to alter the spelling of his vulgar name? Vivaldi.

Which classical musician had muscular spasm? – Wagner.                            

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