imagine if the person who wrote the hieroglyphs was writing a fictional piece and not a (sacred) history report … imagine the coincidence that a certain french captain with a name that connotes penetration  discovered the rosetta stone … imagine. the first texts were in two languages … imagine speaking in tongues. imagine pierre bouchard didn’t discover it but actually invented the hieroglyphics while writing that fiction … while holding intercourse with a female french friend who who has just learnt to play with french letters. imagine.