mommy who is god

god …

is the creator

the creator

yes – of me you and frieda-kate

is that who you were with yesterday at eight

i was with your daddy

did you hear that ricky – daddy

is god

cool – so daddy can create like god

ricky – where you going

to my room – going

to practice how to create like god

ricky – youll need mommy if you want to be god

you can be mommy frieda-kate

ok – lets go its almost eight

where are you two going

to rickys room – we are going

to practice how to create

you cannot create

with ricky … he is your brother

no he will be god – not my brother

no – with your brother creation is wrong

why is it wrong

can i practice with daddy

no frieda-kate – you cant practice with daddy

that too is wrong

why is it wrong

can i practice with you mommy

no ricky – only daddy creates with mommy

that sucks – how can i be god

if i cannot practice how to create like god

lets go to your room ricky

what of your homework ricky

i will do it in my room

in your room

anything wrong with that

nothing is wrong with that

mommy – rickys homework is unprotected sex

wait – your homework is unprotected sex

yea – and i am gonna do it with frieda-kate

lets go ricky its almost eight

wait – they are teaching you unprotected sex in school

yep – and its pretty cool

mommy – you look like youve just seen a ghost

lets go ricky or tomorrow youll be toast.

fkrgeie 2016.